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Kinja'd!!! "PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power" (petarvn)
01/05/2014 at 04:25 • Filed to: None

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...Is the feeling you get when you realize your mom's '11 Jetta 2.5 scores almost double what an MK5 R32 gets on the Jalopmeter!
how....


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
01/05/2014 at 04:28

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Same way my '70 VW bus that tops out at about 35 mph scores more than my Z06 and my M3 combined . The system, she is flawed.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > 911e46z06
01/05/2014 at 04:45

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Bet you pick up more chicks in that bus than the z06 and M3, combined.

Is the system really flawed?


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
01/05/2014 at 04:48

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Yeah it gave my bronco a really low rating because

It thinks its an SUV

Its not, its a MPV - Multi Purpose Vehicle

It also has 4 cup holders and 3 ash trays, and it didn't like that...

my marauder did pretty well though


Kinja'd!!! Pitchblende > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
01/05/2014 at 05:50

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Last time I checked my car scored huge merely from being a three door hatch, with an engine that was repurposed from another manufacturer.


Kinja'd!!! DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
01/05/2014 at 06:36

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Things of sadness: I'm using the Jalopmeter to help influence the decision, "Miata" or not...

Candidate 1 - 1982 Fiat 2000 Spider

150 points on the Jalopmeter

Candidate 2 - 1990 Miata

136 points on the Jalopmeter.

And, let's compare this to my daily, a 2013 Mazda3...

36 points on the Jalopmeter.


Kinja'd!!! DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
01/05/2014 at 07:32

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Hate to double-comment, but the Jalopmeter is broken. How else can my Mazda3, which is a manual hatchback as God, The Blues Brothers and Oppo intended, have a lower Jalopscore than my mom's automatic Fiesta sedan?

Seriously, 36 points for the MZ3, versus 40 for an slushbox-equipped sedan? :(


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
01/05/2014 at 07:46

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Yes its broken.

For a more egregious example of a Bitchin Camino:
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/i-jalopmeterd-…


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Leadbull
01/05/2014 at 20:50

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Nah, chicks aren't scared of the Z06 or M3 until I start driving. When they climb in the VW and see the street through the floorboards, they're scared almost immediately.